Wieners Make Me Scream
$29.95 +$2 to +$6 for 2XL–4XL
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BOX TEE Cotton Heritage MC1087 — Cut oversized on purpose. If you like it fitted, go a size down.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 28¼ |
| M | 24 | 29¼ |
| L | 26 | 30¼ |
| XL | 28 | 31¼ |
| 2XL | 30 | 32½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 33½ |
| 4XL | 34 | 34¼ |
VINTAGE Comfort Colors 1717 — Relaxed and true to size.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼ | 26⅝ | 16¼ |
| M | 20¼ | 28 | 17¾ |
| L | 22 | 29⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30¾ | 20½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31⅝ | 21¾ |
| 3XL | 27¾ | 32½ | 23¼ |
| 4XL | 29¾ | 33½ | 24⅝ |
Garment laid flat, in inches, as measured by the maker; expect up to 2" of variance. Width is armpit to armpit — double it for chest.
Sizes run S–4XL. Between two sizes? On the Vintage, size up — nobody ever got arrested for a shirt that was comfortable. The Box Tee already runs big, so stay put or go one down.
$29.95
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