The Alibi Generator
$35 +$2 for bigger sizes
Printed to order. Ships discreet. No snitching.
HOW GUILTY DO YOU WANNA LOOK?
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
Sizes run S–4XL. Between two? Size up — nobody ever got arrested for a shirt that was comfortable.
RATE THIS SHIRT OR WE TELL THE COPS.